That Was Then, This is Then
Lately my dreams have mostly been revolving about my past. Sitting in the backyard of my childhood, as an adult, with family.
Conversations with my mother about mundane things like, “Have you called your sister?”
“I will, Mom, I promise.”
Banal banter until I realize that she’s, in fact, dead; and we shouldn’t be having this conversation in [...]
I’d Write More But My ‘Thritis Is Actin’ Up
I could start this with, “Oh my back. My aching back!”
Or how about, “That damned sciatica is throbbing. Must be rain on the way.”
No matter what it is, it’s not descriptive enough of those moments when you feel, “I’ve hit an oil patch and I’m just skidding towards the grave.” (Edwina Monsoon - Absolutely Fabulous). [...]
I’m A Twitter, You’re A Twitter, Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Twitter Too!
A couple of months ago, my webmaster TurnipHed introduced me to this thing called Twitter.
In the passing time I’d heard more and more.
Finding out that the over-hyped ex/current/ex/current of Jennifer Aniston was a “Twitterer”, I will admit it piqued my curiosity.
Hearing the daily poops of John Mayer still wasn’t enough to attract me [...]