A Life Worth Living
Has it really been since December 13, 2009 since I’ve contributed to this child? I feel like a neglectful parent. You know, the kind that Children’s Aid has to come in because I’ve gone out clubbing1 and left them alone with a bag of Oreo’s in the play pen.
Writing hasn’t been coming easy to me. [...]
Waiting For My Rocket To Come
I was chatting, as I am wont to do, on another chat home.
It was a nice chat and that person on the other end of the internet spectrum suggested that I should continue to write on my blog. That’s it’s been far too long. And while I can’t disagree with them there’s far too many [...]
Oh I Said That Already, Didn’t I?
You’re right, Mom. I shouldn’t let this bother me. I’m in
television now. It’s my job to be repetitive. My job. My job.
Repetitiveness is my job. (Bart Simpson)
Uh-oh. It’s happened. I’ve become one of those old timers who tell the same story OVER AND OVER.
In scanning the pool of [...]
You Wanna “Tweet”?
So “Twittering” is the latest craze, huh?
I mean I’ve said it before; it’s for people who can’t commit to a paragraph.
I was thinking of joining and then I thought, “Fuck it! I’ve got my OWN website.
I’ll ‘Twitter’ on that!
Twittering is the equivalent to 90’s “antiquing”.
It’s become an adjective.
What sucks is finishing your laundry only to [...]
Idle Hands
If I had a car my bumper sticker would read, “Put off today what you can do next week.”
I admit it, freely. I am the most procrastinating person on the planet. I hate having to do “stuff”.
The bland stuff, oh sure. How many times can one watch the Star Wars trilogy?
A full day, I’ve had [...]
Ponderings Between Stops
Writing on the bus is never easy. Typing on the bus isn’t simple either but there’s been this drive in me to do more writing.
And I get to be inspired by the advertisements plastered on the inside.
There’s one for some Bible study thingamajig. With the less than subtle picture of a deep-azure lake surrounded by [...]
I Shizzled My Fassizle
Well it’s been a while. I’m still having to post via the back door and it’s still slightly confusing me.
When I get used to learning something then learning something new is hard for this lack of grey matter.
HOMER: “Whenever I learn something new it pushes the old stuff out my brain. Remember when I took [...]
I’m A Twitter, You’re A Twitter, Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Twitter Too!
A couple of months ago, my webmaster TurnipHed introduced me to this thing called Twitter.
In the passing time I’d heard more and more.
Finding out that the over-hyped ex/current/ex/current of Jennifer Aniston was a “Twitterer”, I will admit it piqued my curiosity.
Hearing the daily poops of John Mayer still wasn’t enough to attract me [...]