Are The Buzzard’s Circling?
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“Are You There God? It’s Me, Scoundrel”
“I hear it’s your Birthday (da na na na)
It’s my birthday too!”
(the Beatles)
Well, it’s my birthday today and there’s only one thing that keeps popping in my head. It’s a quote from “Absolutely Fabulous.”
“I don’t know WHY we celebrate the fact that she’s lived so bloody long!”
I mean, [...]
Eebadee, Eebadee, That’s All Folks!
It’s a pandemic. Isn’t it?
The word is being flung around like a shuttlecock in a badminton typhoon.
All the major (and even minor) news channels are predicting the black plague for the new millennium.
Will we be dying in the streets, blood pouring from every orifice, screaming out for mercy?
So it’s a mish/mash of human, pig and [...]
"We’ll Party Up Vladnik Style"
Ahhh youth.
Ahhh the days when you could party like it’s “1999″ and crawl out of a club, in the summer, when the birds are singing and the sun is shining.
And you’re STILL wearing what you wore to the club the night before.
And it’s SOOOOOOO obvious.
It’s called, “The Walk Of Shame.” That it’s what you wore [...]
You Can’t Take It With You
I arrived back from St. Lucia and had a blast - but I’ll get into all that at another time.
R.e.: More Later.
I came back and called my friend Steve. He told me of a man that he said I knew that had potentially committed suicide. There weren’t defined parameters: Meaning there was no note that [...]
SCOUNDREL A.D.
Grabbing at the only possible life line I could, I saw the word “positive” and I was shocked.
No, it’s not me but someone I know.
“I’m positive.”
That’s what I saw on the 14″ wide, flat panel, L.C.D. screen and it took about three seconds for it to register.
Positive…
Didn’t see that one coming.
Then I started [...]
Is There Anything Good On T.V.?
So I gave up cigarettes.
Yes, sometimes I miss them very much. Like a long lost…you know? But I’m not buying them, they’re not in the house and for the most part, they don’t really cross my mind.
So I gave up drinking.
Well not completely but I’m not longer buying it and having it in [...]
Not Even 24 Hours….OUCHING
Do I need to say how much this hurts?
Best part of this WHOLE day?
Feeling loved.
I need to remember that more than I do.
That’s pretty great.
sTV II- The Revenge of the Scoundrel - Oh And Some Of That Ol’ Fashioned Written Word
THE OUCHING!
How fucking poetic. Yes, oh yes…OH YES….THE PHYSICAL PAIN IS SOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER.
NOT!
So, let’s do the old fashioned thing and write too.
It’s sore. Damned sore. I’m showing you the pictures because I love you, the reader, THAT much.
I still can’t believe it’s not broken. What I did to my foot.
OUCHING.
It’s [...]
sT.V. volume ONE let’s try this…
Bravery: A Perfect Example
I’d never know until I was faced with it but it’s how I’d like to think that I’d think like this.
Am I an Eyeore or a Tigger?
My perception of myself is Tigger but I know there are those that think I’m an Eyeore.
Watch, you’ll figure out what I’m talking about. It’s 9 minutes long. [...]