What Am I To Be?
This is not who I thought I’d become. I really didn’t. Does any of our plans, when we were playing on the school grounds, ever come true?
I should be taller.
More hair.
Richer.
I have my dream house in the Hollywood Hills already planned out. Throwing my head back in witty banter with Angelina Jolie whilst we soak [...]
Men Behaving Badly - AKA - Bad Boyz
What is it with famous men lately? I don’t get it, really I don’t. I mean, it’s not so much that they are screwing around on their wives; it’s that why do they think it’ll remain private and that the press won’t devour every lurid detail?
It’s the new “outing”. A coming out of the closet [...]
Anger Management
What do you do when you’re pissed off at someone? When you are there in their lives, helping them plot and scheme-only to find out you’ve been plotted and schemed against and then, only to find out you’re the constant minor character in their drama, how do you break out of type-casting?
Is it: SCOUNDREL in [...]
A Life Worth Living
Has it really been since December 13, 2009 since I’ve contributed to this child? I feel like a neglectful parent. You know, the kind that Children’s Aid has to come in because I’ve gone out clubbing1 and left them alone with a bag of Oreo’s in the play pen.
Writing hasn’t been coming easy to me. [...]
Oh I Said That Already, Didn’t I?
You’re right, Mom. I shouldn’t let this bother me. I’m in
television now. It’s my job to be repetitive. My job. My job.
Repetitiveness is my job. (Bart Simpson)
Uh-oh. It’s happened. I’ve become one of those old timers who tell the same story OVER AND OVER.
In scanning the pool of [...]
Do You Remember The Time
There are those who will quibble with me about this and I say bring it on.
It’s been a week now that Michael Jackson has died and yet it’s the first time I’ve written anything about it. I guess I just didn’t know what to say for so long.
Have I cried? No. Was I in shock? [...]
I Shizzled My Fassizle
Well it’s been a while. I’m still having to post via the back door and it’s still slightly confusing me.
When I get used to learning something then learning something new is hard for this lack of grey matter.
HOMER: “Whenever I learn something new it pushes the old stuff out my brain. Remember when I took [...]
I’m A Twitter, You’re A Twitter, Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Twitter Too!
A couple of months ago, my webmaster TurnipHed introduced me to this thing called Twitter.
In the passing time I’d heard more and more.
Finding out that the over-hyped ex/current/ex/current of Jennifer Aniston was a “Twitterer”, I will admit it piqued my curiosity.
Hearing the daily poops of John Mayer still wasn’t enough to attract me [...]
“It’s Nothing, Really!”
I can only imagine those might have been the words spoken by Natasha Richardson.
At the point of this writing we’re still living in innuendo and speculation about her condition.
A simple bump on the head. That’s what’s been thrown around like that plastic bag in “American Beauty.” Casually falling like so many of us [...]
Shirley’s Boy Makes Me Wet!
Did I ever mention that I got to meet Shirley Douglas? Most of you won’t even know who that is but she’s a fine Actress. One of the best, actually. Subtle when she needs to be and dramatic when the moment calls.
She’s natural. fluent and extraordinary.
In one word, she’s a consummate artist.
Now on to her [...]