What Am I To Be?
This is not who I thought I’d become. I really didn’t. Does any of our plans, when we were playing on the school grounds, ever come true?
I should be taller.
More hair.
Richer.
I have my dream house in the Hollywood Hills already planned out. Throwing my head back in witty banter with Angelina Jolie whilst we soak [...]
A Life Worth Living
Has it really been since December 13, 2009 since I’ve contributed to this child? I feel like a neglectful parent. You know, the kind that Children’s Aid has to come in because I’ve gone out clubbing1 and left them alone with a bag of Oreo’s in the play pen.
Writing hasn’t been coming easy to me. [...]
I’ve Said It Before
There have been blogs, scattered about the hemisphere of Internet users, in regards to the abuse of Politicians and their lack of tact with spending. I saw this on CTV news tonight…
Canada’s 308 MPs received about $127 million in expenses last year but there are no public details into exactly how that money was [...]
Eebadee, Eebadee, That’s All Folks!
It’s a pandemic. Isn’t it?
The word is being flung around like a shuttlecock in a badminton typhoon.
All the major (and even minor) news channels are predicting the black plague for the new millennium.
Will we be dying in the streets, blood pouring from every orifice, screaming out for mercy?
So it’s a mish/mash of human, pig and [...]
“So, Umm, Yeah, Ummm, I Want World Peach…No, Peace! I mean, peace. Yeah, peace.”
So by now we’ve all heard1 about Miss California’s big screw up.
Asked whether she believed in Gay marriage; she said NO. A big, fat,2 NO!
It was a “no” heard around the world. Or at least those of us who scan the internet for something we HAVEN’T read already.
Parez Hilton3 asked our blonde and perfectly bland, [...]
I Shizzled My Fassizle
Well it’s been a while. I’m still having to post via the back door and it’s still slightly confusing me.
When I get used to learning something then learning something new is hard for this lack of grey matter.
HOMER: “Whenever I learn something new it pushes the old stuff out my brain. Remember when I took [...]
“And That Bitch Anne Murray Too!”
Please watch…
Believe me, I’d had plenty to say right after I saw it and I was prepared with fingers at the keyboard, ready to strike.
At first I was blown away at the insensitivity of the broadcast. Still am, to be honest.
But having time to have watch it more than once, I’m glad I took the [...]
Just Stop And Look
This morning I was doing my duty as a dog owner, poop bag in hand, walking the dog when I took a second and just looked up.
There it was, at 7:10 am1 the moon shining in the sky while the sun was coming up.
In these moments when I feel crushed about debt, loss of hope [...]
Honeymoon’s Over Folks!
We all knew it was coming, didn’t we? I mean the love affair had to end sooner or later, I just didn’t think it would be this soon.
Already, Republicans are calling the new King a socialist.
Ummm, well, are they surprised? And why is “Socialist” a four letter word?
MSNBC titled an article “Obama’s new strategy: [...]
I’ll Take "Bail Out" For 100
“What is recession, Alex?”
Who are the real victims of this economy?
Truly the, real, unadulterated victims?
It’s certainly not the C.E.O.’s who don’t want to give up their three kabillion a year jobs with their bonuses of $0.5 kabillion.
The trickle down effect, attacking human beings like dominos lined up for the intentional fall, is what [...]