White Satan
Posted on | December 16, 2007
Snow is like a supermodel.
Great to look at but a total bitch.
I hate it, I do.
I will admit, viewing it from a warm room through a window is amazing but then it becomes slush.
You think people who are driving in are nuts (and some of them are) and you can’t even imagine tugging on your knee high boots and going out in it.
Shoveling it is even worse.
Today I started as I usually do on the front porch, then the steps, then the walk way, then more steps then I hit the sidewalk and then the driveway.
Well by the time I finished I had to redo the steps, the walkway, more steps and then the porch.
I tell you I wanted to scream.
At one point I just looked up to the sky, cold but sweating and uncomfortable and spoke in an ever so pleading voice, "Okay, that’s enough."
Whoever is up there wasn’t listening.
So to all you people who live in the south…..SMART MOVE.
Hurricanes are a pain in the ass, and they can be devastating but the warmth.
Ohhhhh the warmth.
When I was in L.A. I was terrified of potential earthquakes.
Fires were scary.
And the inevitable bullet flying through a window.
But right now, I’d take it.
It’s a plea to the snow Gods.
JUST STOP. YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT!
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