Today’s Thought
Two roads, eh? Yellow woods, eh? No thanks, I’ll just stay in the city. - Scoundrel
Quote Of The Day
"Children do not question their destiny. Indeed, children do not live their lives, their lives on the contrary, live them."
Robertson Davies, "The Manticore" Chapter 2, Part 1
For Those About To Fall
Bagged.
Wiped.
Zonked.
Totaled.
What every you call it, I am. I’m so tired I’d have to pay someone to chew my own food for me.
It’s funny how you can be so happy and sad at the same time.
I had quite the weekend.
Only supposed to work 8:00 am to 3:30 pm on Saturday but it got extended […]
Today’s Thought
Marge: Homer, NO! You’ll kill us all.
Homer: Or die trying!
(The Simpsons)
Quote Of The Day
"Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books."
Robertson Davies "World of Wonders" Chapter 1 Part 7
Today’s Thought
"When you are down and life is making you lonely you can always go….DOWNTOWN" (Petula Clark)
Today’s Thought
“A Scoundrel? I like that. There’s aren’t enough Scoundrel’s in your life” (Han Solo - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
Quote Of The Day
PATSY: OK, OK, she’s here. Eddie, great news.
EDDIE: She’s fat!
PATSY: No, no, better than that.
EDDIE: She’s dead?
PATSY: No, no, she’s blind!
Ron 5, Rob ZEEEEEEERO
It’s not so much that Ron beat me at pool. It was that I got conquered. He had his oxygen tanks and I was Mt. Everest. My ass wasn’t kicked, it was raped with sea salt as lube.
OUCH!
I played pool with Ron tonight. But mostly I was sitting in the audience while Ron masturbated and […]
T.T. 1
Today’s Thought
I’m here, I just don’t know where here is.